This suspiciously well-camouflaged chip that’s a little too well-camouflaged:
The way these chips match my countertop from
This ramen that technically never expires, I guess???
This ramen expires on a nonexistent day from
This mystical ~Pringles portal~:
Ring of Pringles, held together by only friction and gravity from
These Sour Patch Kids in the back of a pickup truck that pose more questions than answers:
The sheer amount of Sour Patch Kids in the back of this pickup from
Okay, but WHERE DOES THIS PERSON WORK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
At my work, we have bags of pure oreo cream. from
This cream cheese that I wanna press and just see what happens:
My cream cheese made the on/off symbol on it’s cover from
This Jurassic ~Pepper~ heheheheh (bad joke):
This slice of bread + this egg = TRU LUV!!!!!!!!!! 💖💖💖
This egg turned out the same shape as my bread. from
This ✨PERFECT PANCAKE✨:
My brother made a perfect pancake today from
This cabbage I’d advise no one to look at while they’re high:
This blatant camel on this apple!!!!!!!!!!!!
The skin on my apple kinda looks like the silhouette of a camel from
This lil’ puffy chip ball that’s honestly soooo cute?!?!?!?!?!?! 😭💖
These food-adjacent ketchup holder hats:
This Reverse Egg™!!!!!!!!!!!
Making breakfast this morning, a broken yolk formed around a bubble to create a reverse egg. from
This un-shredded potato:
My shredded hash brown bag had a full potato. from
These kiwis that are giving me high school mitosis lesson flashbacks:
Our kiwi vine produces mostly twins and triplet fruits, enough to showcase the cell division process from
This strawberry that straight-up said “❤️”:
This strawberry that’s a perfect heart shape from
This deeply upsetting mound of cookie dough:
I ran out of food coloring while making cookies and now the dough looks like a transplantable organ. from
And lastly, I leave you with this 😌: