26 Tumblr Posts That Immediately Descended Into Chaos

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I don’t know about you guys, but I have been spending an embarrassing amount of time on Tumblr lately.

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This pandemic has made time feel meaningless, so why not make it 2014?

One of my favorite things about Tumblr is just how ridiculous posts can get really quickly. Here are 26 of my favorite Tumblr posts that quickly went off the rails!


This Pixar tribute:

joke that starts with a pixar opening recreation then ends with people joking about a lamp-ocalypse where lamps actually attacked people

brennablueskies / Tumblr / Via piracywhiskeypoetry.tumblr.com


This classic name mix-up:

someone asks if you can OD on Vitamin D, and someone responds that's how Icarus died. Someone else says "icarly died?"

cadt-n-tonic / Tumblr / Via puckingaces.tumblr.com


This Waluigi drama:

someone says you allow words to hurt you, but is made fun of for having a Waluigi blog. When he gets upset, someone else says he shouldn't have allowed the words to hurt him

waluigi-hates-sjws / Tumblr / Via tmblrgetsoffended.tumblr.com


This frightening declaration:

someone asks if Goofy dies in Kingdom Hearts, and another says he doesn't, then someone says they'll kill him themselves

leafwhirlwind / Tumblr / Via bapouro.tumblr.com


This unexpected turn on a Monsters University post:

Gifs from Monsters University that quickly become a private conversation between a "daddy" and his "daughter"

angryblackman / Tumblr / Via heritageposts.tumblr.com


This Australia meme that got out of hand:

everyone comments on a dog eating a piece of dead shark while 2 snakes fight, until it's clarified that the snakes are having sex and the dog is a dingo

30-minute-memes / Tumblr / Via sirstarblaze.tumblr.com


This horrifying thought:

someone sugggests vampires aren't sure if they burn in sun so decide not to risk it, while another compares that to eating asbestos and how we've decided not to risk it

lovemedonlothario / Tumblr / Via democraticsenator.tumblr.com


This example of an over-the-top comeback:

someone corrects another's spelling of "disdain" and the person repsonds that they just had sex with that person's dad

normal-horoscopes / Tumblr / Via democraticsenator.tumblr.com


This English vs. American disagreement:

someone makes fun of americans for calling knobs of butter "sticks" and another responds saying "if someeone said knob of butter near me I'd kill them"

tilthat / Tumblr / Via democraticsenator.tumblr.com


This interesting snack that was maybe not what it seemed:

someone finds a horse magnet in their chocolate then says it tasted like coal and another suggests they ate a vase, which the original poster says is the least of their problems

4935058-452485 / Tumblr / Via may.tumblr.com


This wonderful Benedict Cumberbatch joke:

someone says "Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy" and another says "and yet family-friendly disney still hired him to play Dr. Strange" and another says "this post is like getting smacked in the face twice"

remakesihavetoremake / Tumblr / Via scofflawsins.tumblr.com


This wild ride:

people fight over who gets paid more and provides more to society, a doctor or furry artist

pukicho / Tumblr / Via kolbye.tumblr.com


This classic misunderstanding:

Someone says as a German kid they thought "Country Road Take Me Home" was America's national anthem, and another wonders how that could be if it came out a month ago — thinking of "Old Town Road" instead

moami / Tumblr / Via yeet-ceit.tumblr.com


This escalating name game:

someone says they feel like they have to use Neil Patrick Harris' full name, which escalates to other long names and "Inigo Montoya You Killed My Father Prepare To Die"

ironiskdistansert / Tumblr / Via coolcoconutsurf.tumblr.com


This…not so scary story:

someone posts a 4 word horror story that turns out not to be 4 words and others also point out it makes no sense

jontronshat / Tumblr / Via missile-and-sissel.tumblr.com


This interesting argument:

someone says there is sexual tension between 2 gas stations while another gets mad because they can't find denny's/applebees fics with denny's bottoming — they then fight whether Denny's is a bottom or not

seriousjones / Tumblr / Via aaronexplainsitall.tumblr.com


This good question:

someone asks what the anime with the 3 identical boys is and people respond with teenage mutant ninja turtles, the beatles, and mt. rushmore

jovan / Tumblr / Via setheverman.tumblr.com


This unexpected turn:

someone says "u ever just wanna...suck on his fingers" and someone responds "me at the dentist," which causes the original poster to say "shut up"

sexanax / Tumblr / Via suvanimal.tumblr.com


This ~feminist~ post about rats:

someone says they're eating a subway sandwich for breakfast and can share if the ladies like. Someone else says the ladies are 300 rats and someone points out it's improbable they're all ladies, but the person answers they're a feminist

12345678976543456 / Tumblr / Via pigeonecessary.tumblr.com


This fight that broke out rather quickly:

A user says they like "you guys" and someone responds that they can't say the same, so the original poster says "I will chew the legs off your chair"

pukicho / Tumblr / Via pukicho.tumblr.com


This good point:

someone says they get the urge to walk around in the middle of the night, but another says they don't want to get murdered. People respond "I feel you" and someone asks "why are so many people touching me"

localised / Tumblr / Via zakuro-san.tumblr.com


This series of confusions:

someone suggests bottled water controversy be called "watergate" while someone tries to explain that's already a  thing but explains it very wrong

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1 / Tumblr / Via trans-jet-squelcher.tumblr.com


This disturbing implication:

a cat on sushi is pictured, then a kid eating sushi. There's a screaming meme but then the person is assured it's a different sushi. Someone photoshops the original sushi with the cat in the picture and there's another screaming meme

hellenthetenderness / Tumblr / Via eggloise.tumblr.com


This string of people not thinking straight:

a chihuaha stands next to carrots but someone calls them cheetos and gets confused

ilovebrucewillis / Tumblr / Via whispersandcheats.tumblr.com


This horrifying match-up:

a fitted dress from H&M is shown and since it's really long it asks "fitted to whom?" someone responds with a picture of a skeleton with long limbs and "meeee baby!" Someone replies "NO!!!"

sarcoptid / Tumblr / Via zackisontumblr.tumblr.com


And finally, this classic Tumblr post:

someone says they'll always spell the wrong names if they work at Starbucks, and someone asks if they're Satan. It then descends into "Are you god?" "Are we humans" "or are we dancer," etc

pendejx / Tumblr / Via curlsincollege.tumblr.com


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