A Taylor Swift poster with a unique code that’ll give your *lover* access to their favorite song on Spotify in a snap — and probably all the feels as well, you know how Swifties can be.
An octopus plush that’ll give your partner a clear way to convey their feelings — and provide you with fair warning if they’re having a bad day.
A personalized heart pin with both of your initials on it — it simply seems like *way* too much work to actually go out and carve into a tree and this is just as adorable.
A makeup palette designed to look like a book of love spells for your S.O. who loves a theme as much as they love their makeup.
An extremely glamorous padded and embellished headband that’ll make them feel like the belle of the ball on Zoom calls.
A stack of bracelets made from jade, which is said to support new love and trustworthiness and to help balance the heart chakra — your love will be *so* impressed by the sentiment behind these stones.
Rosetta Stone Language Software so your partner can discover what their true *love language* is.
A matching bra and panty set you can buy for yourself since *you* are the best gift they’re ever gonna get for Valentine’s Day.
A reel viewer you can fill with photos of the two of you together for a nostalgic gift they’ll talk about for ages.
A Google Nest they’ll love because they can use it to listen to music (kitchen dance party!?), adjust the lights in their home, pause their TV, and ask it questions as if they have a personal assistant.
A love language card game you two can make a date night out of, perfect for anyone whether you’ve just started dating *or* known each other forever.
A sherpa-lined trucker jacket that’ll leave your beloved looking as adorable as Olivia Rodrigo in the “Driver’s License” video when she’s subtly giving a nod to one of Joshua Bassett’s looks … just don’t follow in the steps of their relationship.
Or an embroidered sweatshirt with a “Driver’s License” lyric in case, despite you guys being in a healthy happy relationship, all your partner wants to do is scream-sing this song and talk about *all* the drama that goes along with it (it’s me, I’m doing that. I’m talking about me).
A bedazzled stackable intial ring they can use to subtly add a little shimmer ‘n’ shine to their daily baubles.
A splurge-worthy Barefoot Dreams blanket starring Mickey and Minnie they can showcase 24/7 on the couch when they’re not wrapped up in it.
Blush bomb color drops from Drew Barrymore’s Flower Beauty to bring as much life to their cheeks as they do to your entire world.
A Baby Yoda Bluetooth speaker that’s *almost* as adorable as the real lil’ guy in The Mandalorian, great for anyone who wants to blast their favorite tunes all across the galaxy.
An under-eye brightening corrector from BECCA Cosmetics that might seem like a strange gift at face value, but is actually what your makeup-obsessed galentine has likely been trying to track down since seeing it blow up on TikTok.
A Pokémon card that’ll combine two of their favorite things: their pet and Pokémon!
A heart-shaped box filled with a sampling of beef jerky inside, perfect for anyone who prefers salty to sweet.
A carbonated bubble clay mask with over 6,000 5-star reviews that starts to bubble once it’s applied — get one for each of you and prepare for a fun night of selfies (all the while banishing your blackheads).
A set of custom stickers you’ll be able to make of whoever you want — their pet, their own face, Harry Styles, the list goes on and on.
Gold hoop earrings with pink charms hanging from them your S.O. will be delighted to unwrap — think of how fab they’ll look during their next virtual work meeting.
A Jeopardy trivia book to properly commemorate one of the greatest men to ever grace our televisions and their favorite thing to watch on a weekday evening.
An adventure book just like the one Carl and Ellie created together in UP before Pixar went ahead and crushed all of our souls into a million pieces — they’ll love it ;).
A bidet attachment that’ll upgrade anyone’s *throne* and make them actually feel like royalty each time they head off to *do their business*.
A sheer lipstick from Glossier, choose a color you like since it may just end up on the collar of your favorite shirt.
A gold mask chain they’ll love accessorizing with — might as well turn our new normal into something stylish, amiright?
An unlined lace-up bra so you can pretend you’re a duke and duchess like Daphne and Simon and live out your biggest Bridgerton fantasy.
A plush toy that looks just like them! It’ll be a great surprise for the person who seemingly has everything.
A face wash foamer they can use to make the cleanser they’re already accustomed to feel extra fancy.
A “black like my soul” candle to poke fun at your partner while also gifting them something they can actually use.
A shift dress with faux lipstick stains and hearts embroidered on the collar — they’ll look simply darling in it during your V-day date night.
A Nightmare Before Christmas mini cross stitch kit for your crafty partner who would love nothing more than to *live like Jack and Sally* with you.
Tiny dew drop earrings that’ll sparkle in their lobes the same way delicate droplets dazzle in the morning sun.
A Yeezy 700 sticker for anyone who is either a sneaker head or simply obsessed with all things Kanye — they’ll love using it to personalize their laptop or water bottle.
A retro hotel keychain you can choose based on their favorite movie or TV show to prove you actually were paying attention when they asked you to watch it with them.
A velvety pajama set to make them feel as glamorous as Audrey Hepburn even when they’re about to go to sleep.
A personalized cup any Potterhead will rejoice over since now they’ll be able to show off their love for the magical wizarding world *and* coffee all in one.
Jumbo marshmallows with Dr. Fauci’s face on them for your spouse who has championed his every word and has his InStyle cover on display.
A nostalgic Apple Watch stand that’ll pay tribute to their favorite handheld video game. Ah, to be young again.
Lace underwear shaped like a rose, a romantic gesture they’ll also find practical since it’ll ensure there won’t be any pesky lines showing through while wearing their favorite leggings.
A challenging 1,000-piece gradient puzzle that’ll take them more than one session to finish — they may want to throw it across the room, but they’ll thank you for the mental distraction.
A smartphone printer for anyone who is constantly taking selfies but then doesn’t know what to do with them after they’ve uploaded them to Insta.
A headset hook they can attach to any desk to ensure their gaming accessories have a place to live.
Jeni’s ice cream pick-your-own mix for your frozen treat–obsessed lover who would enjoy nothing more than diving into a pint while watching all three of the To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before movies.
A handheld light your partner will surely find themselves *mooning* over each night.
A jar of whipped shower icing available in over 50 scent combinations — please remind your loved one *not* to eat this even though it kinda looks and smells delicious…
A heart-shaped pendant from Kendra Scott they can layer with their other go-to necklaces and gush to their friends over how lucky they are to be dating such a talented, thoughtful gift giver.
A sloth-shaped tea infuser for lazy Sunday mornings when they should be taking things *slow*.
A Tile Pro tracker so you’ll never have to hear your partner say “have you seen my keys?” ever again.
A personalized sweatshirt you can add your name and theirs to or the name of the pet you share — so cute they’ll want to wear it all year long.
A Nespresso Vertuo coffee and espresso maker that’ll have their favorite drink ready in minutes — say goodbye to your loved one’s cranky morning mood.
A “Wreck This Journal” that’ll encourage them to get more in touch with their artistic side, great if they’ve always been intimidated by trying to fill out the blank pages of boring old regular journals.
An aesthetically pleasing bottle of bourbon they’ll enjoy using to decorate their bar cart as much as they like sipping on it to warm up in the midst of a snowstorm.
Vinyl record coasters complete with recreations of iconic albums from Pink Floyd, Elton John, and The Beatles that’ll make their heart sing.
A ramen bowl complete with a special slot for chopsticks to make your partner giggle even when they discover all you’ve whipped up for dinner is instant ramen.
A three-piece knit set complete with shorts, tank, and a cardigan for anyone who wants to really go *in* on their lounge look for 2021 — bonus points to you for making that dream a reality for your boo.
A set of touch bracelets so whether you and your partner live in different states or you haven’t been able to hang with your mom as often as you’d like during this weird year, you’ll be able to feel a sense of closeness whenever you need it.
A too-cute PopSocket featuring everyone’s favorite mouse — a must-have for anyone who wants to add a lil’ extra magic to their phone decor.
Our Place’s “Always Pan,” which is designed to replace eight additional pieces of cookware — your kitchen cabinets and your S.O. will thank you.
A Dungeons and Dragons essentials kit to help them expand their skills and prepare to have creative control over all of your friends as Dungeon Master (a gift for everyone involved, TBH).
A subscription to Book of the Month for any bibliophile who hates having to actually speak to someone in a store about what they should read next and would much rather have their next fave novel delivered to their door.
Cozy socks starring some of their favorite Studio Ghibli characters, perfect for accompanying the winter movie marathons you already know they’re planning to indulge in.
A pair of heart-shaped sunnies, so your better half can gaze at you with actual heart eyes.
A butt mask for a makeshift spa night with a twist the two of you will really get a kick out of — with the added bonus of a smooth booty! Sounds like a win for all.
An external battery charger, so your main squeeze can continue to blow up your phone at all hours of the day and night.
And an all-too relatable Valentine’s Day card that’ll make you both giggle — sometimes all you anyone really wants is a silly card with a heartfelt note written inside.
If all else fails, you can always take the Lady and the Tramp route and whip up some spaghetti to share 😉