Pre-Black Friday is the new Black Friday, y’all, and unsurprisingly, Amazon is leading the charge with early Black Friday deals across eeeeevery section of their site.
It is *gasp* levels of overwhelming, so we’ve gone ahead and rounded up some of the best early Black Friday Amazon deals to take advantage of while you’re prepping all your Thanksgiving sides this week:
40% off a compact light-therapy lamp to mimic the morning sun and give you a lil’ boost of energy and happiness — this UV-free lamp has three different brightness settings to bring the perfect amount of light to your life.
35% off a memory foam seat cushion for your tushy so effective at relieving pressure from your tailbone that you’ll finally stop losing sleep over your love-hate relationship with your chair.
40% off an Amazon Fire TV Stick Lite for the sweet, sweet relief of finally organizing all their paid subscriptions once and for all. If they’re looking for a title, they can tell Alexa through the stick and it’ll pull up all their options for them without navigating through a bunch of digital hoops.
20% off a Baby Yoda Bluetooth speaker complete with a small strap so you can pin him onto your backpack and take him wherever you go 😭.
Up to 50% off DOZENS of Barbie, Hot Wheels, and Fisher Price toys to cover all your stocking stuffer needs and then some.
Up to 20% off beloved cozy apparel from Comfort Colors which, if you will excuse the heck out of me, I will personally be buying in multiples. There is no snugglier, more lived-in fit than these.
33% off the iconic Bose QuietComfort Series II wireless headphones, known for being one of the most effective noise-cancelling *and* comfiest headphones on the market.
*OR* 20% off a splurge-worthy pair of AirPods Pro with a wireless charging case for hands-free, noise-proof bliss. Once these toggle into “noise-cancelling” mode it’s basically like the world disappeared. Also … this is the lowest sale price on AirPods Pro have ever been!
35% off a powerful air purifier to help filter out allergens, odors, smoke, mold, dust, germs, pet dander, *and* smoke. This one in particular is built for large rooms, with a whopping 540 square feet of air flow.
44% off literally all eight Harry Potter films on Blu-ray, just in time for your annual holiday marathon in your matching Weasley sweaters and Dobby socks.
27% off a pack of Affresh washing machine tablets reviewers swear by to get rid of that “off” mildew-y smell that makes your clothes never *quite* clean — you can pop these into a cycle and boom, problem solved.
20% off a a painless, mint-flavored teeth-whitening pen for sensitive teeth and gums that can help lighten up years worth of stains from coffee, tea, wine, or just…you know. Existing as a human with teeth.
20% off a compact, wireless phone sanitizer you can use to instantly clean any number of small objects, like keys, face masks, and headphones — ten minutes in this bb will kill 99% of the bacteria on their surfaces.
20% off an investment-worthy Samsung Frame TV that’ll instantly become the central hub of any home, just because it is that darn beautiful. Its motto is “TV when it’s on. Art when it’s off.” — and TBH, the images speak for themselves.
44% off a selfie ring light for all your Zoom presentations and TikToks, so you can trick everyone into thinking you live inside a beautifully-lit Instagram apartment instead of a snack dungeon.
23% off a contactless forehead thermometer with a high precision infrared sensor for an accurate reading in only a second.
58% off a gaming desk that has truly thought of everything — this compact desk is equipped with a drink holder, a headphone cradle, under-the-desk storage, holders for your controllers, speaker stands, *and* wire management. WOOF.
Up to 50% off games from Catan, including the original game, extension games, expansion packs, *and* themed games.
26% off a suuuper popular Bio-Oil made with vitamins A and E, chamomile, and lavender — you may recognize it as a product a lot of people use to help fade scars (both old and new), soothe cracked and dry skin, and help moisturize without affecting your pores — all the refresh of a facial or a moisturizing treatment without having to drive somewhere.
Up to 46% off a BUNCH of really fun and giftable arts and crafts toys the kids in your life will want to get started on the moment they open them.
50% off your first Allure beauty subscription box, which comes packed with trending editor-tested and approved beauty and makeup products each month with at *least* three full-size products (which, TBH, more than pays for itself).
50% off a Coravin wine bottle opener/preservation system — it lets you pour wine without removing the cork to keep your wine safe from oxidation, so it will continue to age naturally and you can drink it on your own darn time 🍷.
47% off a bidet attachment that’s truly a full luxurious “using the bathroom in a European hotel” mood. They’re super easy to install, adapt to most toilets, and will be a GENUINE game-changer. Reviewers rave about how refreshing and clean the feeling is, and how much they’re saving on toilet paper to boot!
27% off an exfoliating foot peel mask that’ll fix up the dry, cracked, rough, or callous skin on your feet and make ’em all baby soft in just a couple of days.
28% off a pocket-sized Tile Mate so you’ll never lose anything to a couch cushion again — you can easily attach it to your keys, purse, or even their pet and easily find them when they’re lost.
50% off a 23andMe test that’ll tell you everything from your ancestry to predicted habits as specific as what time you probably wake up in the morning.
40% off a Fire 7 Kids Edition Tablet with a kid-proof case and pretty much endless opportunities for entertainment — plus an easy (and safe!) place for kids to download their remote schoolwork.
34% off an iRobot Roomba E5 to effortlessly keep those floors spotless — these are self-directed, so you can preset a schedule for the Roomba to just start cleaning your floors each week, even if you’re not home. It even learns your schedule and habits and adapts to make your life easier 😭.
44% off a set of two blue-light-blocking glasses to help defend your eyeballs against the strain of your transition from phone to laptop to television to laptop to phone, aka your eyes’ new itinerary.
33% off a glare-free Kindle that can hold *thousands* of books, and will let you read them the *chef’s kiss* way you like best — you can customize it with all their favorite fonts and layouts, and organize your virtual shelves to your precise standards.
42% off a six-quart, nine-in-one Instant Pot that will transform you from a mere mortal to her majesty Ina Garten just by putting your ingredients in and pushing a button — 48 customizable buttons, to be exact, so you can cook use preset options for soups, beans, rice, ribs, and more. This will not only tailor itself to what you’re cooking, but can cook up to 70% faster.
20% off a Tuft & Needle adaptive foam mattress to provide full body pressure relief by supporting your body’s most vulnerable pressure points and muscles like your neck, shoulders, hips, and knees *without* that “sinking into the mattress” feeling. It’s also designed to be heat-wicking and breathable, so your mattress will be as ~cool~ as you are.
20% off a Furbo treat-tossing dog camera that lets you not only keep on eye on your doggo, but also talk to them *and* send little treats.
Up to 37% off Sperry’s Top-Sider Women’s Saltwater Rain Boot, complete with micro-fleeced lining and rubber outsoles to keep your toesies comfy *and* dry.
40% off Graco Extend2Fit convertible car seats designed to grow with the fam, and engineered with adjustable headrests and harnesses to keep kiddos comfy and safe.
15% off a Keurig K-Cafe coffee maker that really pulls out all the stops — not only does it brew regular coffee through K-cups, it also can make coffee shots, and comes with a built in milk frother (!!) so you can have coffee, iced coffee, lattes, *and* cappuccinos to your caffeinated heart’s delight.
33% off a Tempur-Pedic Cloud Pillow for anyone in the market for a sleeping game changer — this pressure-relieving, super-soft pillow adapts to the grooves of your shoulders, neck, and back to give you the comfiest sleep possible, whether you’re a back, side, or stomach sleeper.
50% off an Amazon Echo Show 5 enabled with a camera screen for calls, so you can keep the whole fam connected for some socially distanced cross-country chats.
29% off an Alexa-enabled Blink Mini camera so versatile you might want them all over your home — the motion-detecting and night vision tech make them great options for baby monitors, checking in on pets during the day, and communicating with visitors at the front door. You can even see, hear, and speak through them, and sync multiple cameras together to see all over your home.
Up to 30% off Le Creuset cast iron, stoneware, and kettles so you can stock up your kitchen with timeless, iconic pieces that will get the job done right for years to come.
15% off a lightweight, beginner-friendly Canon EOS M50 Mirrorless Vlogging Camera Kit, which comes equipped with features like quick auto-focus, motion stabilizing, and advanced subject tracking for an easy-to-use, professional quality filming experience.
Truly just a *taste* of what Amazon has to offer right now — head on over to Amazon’s pre-Black Friday sale for *more* steals. Happy shopping!! 🦃🛍✨