A wireless charger that’ll open up to reveal an array of cords to ensure you’ll be able to charge any device anywhere at anytime. Welcome to the future, my friends.
An air fryer (from the makers of the INSTANT POT!!), perfect for anyone who hasn’t always been a big fan of leftovers but wants to make the most of all their delicious homemade meals. Best of all? You can crisp up your fave foods without all that oil.
A Samsung TV that’ll disguise itself as an elegant picture frame when it’s not in use. A magical marvel in home decor and technology if you ask me.
A splurge-worthy Dyson vacuum to help you attempt to tackle the never-ending influx of hair, fuzz, and dust that threatens to take over every crevice of your home.
A mini tower with 10 outlets that’ll act as a battery backup so (God forbid!) the power goes out, you won’t lose all the progress you made building your dream home on The Sims.
AeroGarden’s Indoor Hydroponic Garden for anyone who always wanted to grow their own herbs but lives in an apartment and therefore has close to *zero* outdoor space.
A wireless remote kit that’ll make turning on your twinkle lights (or anything else you hook up to ’em!) a breeze.
A sleek mirrored digital alarm clock with USB ports that’ll charge your devices and ensure you have *no reason whatsoever* to be late again.
A 64-piece iFixit kit for when your most-used gadget gives out and you’d rather try to repair it yourself than buy a new one.
A zippered sleeve to keep all of those pesky wires and plugs under control and out of your way so when you finally get around to hanging your fabulous new TV on the wall it won’t look like a hot mess.
A splurge-worthy nontoxic Dutch oven you can use to make all kinds of delicious meals — from stews and loaves of bread, this versatile piece of cookware is essential for your kitchen.
A garbage guard that’ll keep pesky flies and other insects from congregating around your can.
A Dewalt tool bag to store all the inevitable tools you’ll start to slowly acquire as you try to fix odds ‘n’ ends around your house.
An electric pressure washer you can use to restore your deck or back patio to the way it looked when your first set foot on it — so clean you could eat off it! But…maybe don’t.
An 8-in-1 kitchen gadget tool complete with a funnel, a juicer, a grater, an egg cracker, a shredder, a can opener, an egg separator, and a measuring cup. You’ll never be without a must-have tool again!
A Clorox ToiletWand that you can use then toss away — say SEE YA’ to that gross toilet brush hiding in the corner of your bathroom.
A garbage-disposal foaming cleaner to scrub away the stinky grime that builds up on the blades and in the pipes.
A solar-powered, motion sensor-activated lights so you can sing “and at last I see the light,” like Rapunzel in Tangled each time you step into your yard.
A remote organizer, perfect for keeping your various remotes, clickers, channel changes (whatever you call it in your house) in check while looking chic.
A double extension cord so you can run an endless amount of power throughout your home without trying to track down another outlet.
A modular sofa or sectional featuring a “performance velvet” that can withstand spills, so you can sip vino and snack on cheese and crackers while watching The Bachelorette like always without worry you’ll ruin your new couch.
A rechargeable lighter to light every candle in your house to create the *perfect* ambience without concern you’ll run out of lighter fluid.
A red wine stain remover, so you’ll forever be prepared when you inevitably spill vino all over your favorite white shirt when something shocking happens on The Real Housewives.
A seasoning kit from Spiceology that’ll give you the perfect opportunity to yell “BAM!” like Emeril and ensure you’ll have everything you need when whipping up that recipe you found on Pinterest months ago and finally got the nerve up to try.
A pet stain and odor remover, so when your furry friend gets a little too excited that you just got home and decides to pee all over your shoes, it’s sort of OK.
A Nest thermostat for anyone who likes to think they’re actually a meteorologist or likes to plan their hairstyle around what the humidity might be.
A hybrid mattress to basically provide you with *two* mattresses instead of one — with a single flip you can go from an extra firm feel to a softer one without splurging on a new bed.
Rubbermaid’s power scrubbing brush, for when you want to give your grout an all-inclusive spa treatment and bring it back to its squeaky-clean glory.
A shelving system you can customize to fit your exact needs whether that means tall, short, or a combo of both. You can also add on to them over time, making them a worthy investment for any homeowner.
A hard water stain-remover because you shouldn’t want to shudder each time you reach to turn your shower on.
And an all-natural tile and tub cleaner you can count on to effectively remove mold, mildew, and rust — just think of *how* satisfying your “before” and “after” photos will be.
An electric standing desk that’ll quickly become your favorite product if you’ve shifted to mostly working from home.
A pack of oven liners to protect the bottom of your oven from any overflow/oozing and let you continue on pretending you’re competing on The Great British Baking Show worry-free.
An electric jar opener, because we all deserve to live in a world where we don’t need to ask someone else to open our salsa, sauce, or jams.
A compact eight-in-one spiralizer that’ll grate cheese, juice fruits, cut ribbon, and *so* much more. This lil’ gadget really does it all.
A storage ottoman you can use to stow away things like throw blankets, shoes, books — whatever your heart desires! All that matters is that your home is about to look a lot more organized.
A Scotch-Brite refillable dish wand that *might* actually make you stop procrastinating doing your dishes for once (no one likes touching a grimy, wet sponge).
A wireless endoscope gadget you’ll absolutely want in your toolbox if you’re a homeowner — it has a teeny tiny camera on the end you can send behind walls or into drains to see what’s going on before calling in a professional.
A NordVPN security system that’ll protect your data and privacy by encrypting your internet connection, so you can watch *all* the cat videos you want without being exposed.
Sticky Stakes to trap unwanted pests trying to feed off your plants and buzz annoyingly around your apartment. Toss your fly swatter in the garbage, you won’t be needing it anymore.
A rustic wooden stand to hold your cookbook or tablet so you’ll be able to follow along with any recipe hands-free.
Blackout curtains that’ll assure not a single ounce of sunlight gets into your room before your alarm goes off.
A SinkShroom strainer you won’t know how you lived without because it’ll keep your kitchen sink unclogged no matter how much gunk you fill it with.
A sofa arm table that’ll be your saving grace if you have a relative who is forever complaining the coffee table is *waaaaay* too far from the couch.
A Google Nest Mini you’ll love because you can use it to listen to music (kitchen dance party!?), adjust the lights in your home, pause your TV, and ask silly questions.
A stainless-steel cleaner you can count on to make your appliances so shiny you won’t be able to stop staring at your own reflection in them (spoiler: you look GOOD!).
A set of produce-saving containers that’ll prevent your fruits ‘n’ veggies from spoiling quickly and *therefore* prevent *you* from wasting produce! Win-win.
A standing weeder (without the chemicals!) for anyone with a bad back who still wants an award-worthy lawn.
A handheld knife sharpener you can use to bring your most-used kitchen utensils back to life in a flash without destroying your countertop or cutting boards. Bobby Flay would be proud.
A BBQ tool that’ll act as a spatula, tongs, and brush all in one! No more fumbling around for the right grill gadget while your burgers are ready to be flipped.
And a classic measuring tape with the motto your dad has likely said to you more times than you can count — he’ll be thrilled to see taking his advice!
How I’d describe every single one of these useful items: