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Everything about Nick’s sauce.
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Cymbals are part of the drum kit.
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Prank Sinatra’s CV.
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Jess’s response when Nick calls her a gold digger.
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Schmidt’s reaction to hearing about a break-in at his daughter’s preschool.
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What Nick thinks is sexy.
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What makes Schmidt angry and scared at the same time.
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Jeans is pants.
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The names of Nick’s testicles.
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Schmidt’s reaction to a spider in the loft.
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He really, really couldn’t handle it.
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Why Coach wanted to go to the outlet mall.
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When Nick tried to push a pull door.
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It was a Thursday.
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The way a panicking Nick asked someone if they wanted a grape.
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What Jess thinks is a drug movie.
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Nick’s reading level.
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Cece and Schmidt tried to have a nice first night in their new house after reading about the neighborhood’s crime rates, but then they heard a noise.
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The reason Nick doesn’t wash a towel.
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That time Schmidt shaved his “caterpillar eyebrows” because he thought everyone was making fun of them.
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They had to get rid of a “bag of meth” before Winston’s police academy home visit, but Nick’s inability to lie got in the way.
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When everyone in the loft was having a weird and rough few days, so Winston gave them a talking to.
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What Nick forgot how to do.
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Jess going off the grid.
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When Jess violated Nick’s privacy, so Nick went through all the stuff in her room.
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The source of the clanging.
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Schmidt hitting Nick with a car over a parking spot.
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When Nick told Jess what she needed to do to fit in with her boyfriend’s extremely wealthy parents, and Winston came in hot with a great “fact.”
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Where Schmidt blows off steam.
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Jess and Winston’s brief discussion of her periods.
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Nick’s love for Beyoncé.
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Schmidt trash talked beans.
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Nick pranked Schmidt so that Schmidt would think he’d become an old man.
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Bridgette Wilson-Sampras.
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Which Daily Show Nick thinks is the best.
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Jess’s response to Schmidt’s fish tank.
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Schmidt got the fish tank because he wanted a lionfish.
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Nick’s response to meeting Prince.
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When Nick fake-flirted with Jess’s mom but then actually got a little into her.
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Schmidt and Jess’s conversation about her date with Robby.
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Nick’s cookie meltdown.
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Winston avoided studying for his police academy exam by making a billion snowflakes.
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When Jess said an A+ insult to Nick after he inadvertently messed up her day with her boyfriend’s daughter.
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How Schmidt tried to be intimidating when he and Nick were about to be outnumbered in a fight.
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When Coach and Winston were about to start a bake-off to see who could make Jess a better birthday cake.
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Schmidt had to put money in the douchebag jar because of this.
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What Nick sleeps in.
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Winston sitting closer than Nick.
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Youths.
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Nick’s response to Russell’s house.
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Also, Nick’s inability to be normal around Russell when he visited the loft.
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Winston rolling off the couch while he’s sore from police academy.
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When Nick drank absinthe.
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And he gave Dr. Sam the deepest of compliments.
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Jess’s type.
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Foot lotion hand.
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When Winston was attempting to do a puzzle and asked Schmidt what he thought it would look like.
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The time Jess wanted to prove that she and Nick were just as into each other as Schmidt and her sister.
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Schmidt’s perfect Halloween costume.
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Schmidt’s declaration at his “re-branding event” (party), which he threw to celebrate the fact that his penis was no longer broken.
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The fact that the song that gets Nick pumped is “Cotton-Eyed Joe.”
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When Winston tried to make small talk.
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The lives of Schmidt’s other friends.
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And finally, Nick tried to tell a Sgt. everything he’d ever done.
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He went in depth.
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And it’s all gold.
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What a concerning and fascinating person.
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It makes sense she wanted Winston to move.
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