The sale day to top all sale days is upon us — Black Friday. You may be feeling overwhelmed and unsure which deals to check out first, so may I suggest the internet’s vast array of lightning deals and doorbusters? Aka deals that only last a limited amount of time? It’s called time management, people.
36% off an ergonomic seat cushion at Amazon that’ll give your behind a comfy break.
40% off a Shiatsu-style massager at Amazon to give yourself a treat without leaving the couch.
76% off a pair of diamond earrings at Macy’s so you can ~frost yourself~ or someone else.
37% off a Sharper Image deep tissue massager at Bed Bath & Beyond for what’ll feel like a total treat for your tired bones, er, muscles.
25% off a cozy shearling coat at Amazon so you can feel like you’re wrapped up in a blanket in public without looking like it.
64% off a pair of satin-effect black jeans from Express to (*extremely Ciara voice*) level up your denim game.
Up to 69% off a boho-chic rug at Wayfair that’ll add some interest to your space faster than you can say “flash sale.”
39% off an ionic straightening hairbrush at Amazon to make your hair routine a bit easier.
46% off a Razer mechanical gaming keyboard at Amazon to step up your gaming setup.
25% off a pair of Uggs with a lil’ bow on the back at Macy’s you can pad around in both inside and out because we’re all about comfort in 2020.
40% off a nine-piece Voluspa candle set you can split up as gifts… or keep them all to yourself. No judgment either way!
20% off some battery-operated fairy lights at Amazon for a cool decor focal point on the cheap.
53% off Sperry waterproof rain boots at Nordstrom that’ll come in handy for some very obvious, wet reasons.
22% off Poo-Pourri at Amazon because if Thanksgiving has proven anything, it’s that your household could use this.
66% off a posh velvet shirtdress from ModCloth sure to become your go-to tights and leggings’ new BFF.
44% off a nail dip powder kit at Amazon to help you perfect your at-home mani.
33% off a Shark Cordless Pet Plus Lightweight Stick Vacuum at Bed Bath & Beyond to get up all the fur from your adorable, shedding pup.
53% off the Instant Pot Duo at Macy’s, which has 14 different settings you can just set and forget for cooking pretty much any kind of meal you can dream up.
And 52% off an Instant Pot Vortex 4-in-1 Air Fryer from Macy’s that’ll help create some magic, aka homemade french fries.
28% off a baby handprint kit at Amazon you may want to buy in bulk because what a wonderful baby gift!
25% off a La Mer Miracle Moments Collection at Sephora so you can get a taste of the splurge-worthy skincare line.
42% off a soft, contoured sleep mask at Amazon that might once and for all block out the cruel sun that seeps into your bedroom.
54% off a wonderfully whimsical skirt printed with leopards from ModCloth that’ll be purr-fect for instantly taking a basic tee from drab to fab.
20% off a set of microfiber sheets at Amazon so your “laundry sheets” will be something you’ll actually look forward to sliding into.
78% off a 12-pound weighted blanket from Kohl’s that comes in eight designs so every member of the fam can tell whose is whose.
30% off a refurbished Dyson Supersonic hair dryer (you know, the hair tool you’ve been saving up for for ages) at Nordstrom Rack.
41% off a cute PJs set at Amazon for people who sleep hot but still wanna look stylish.
50% off a Michael Kors purse backpack at Macy’s that’s large enough (but still cute!) to tote around your essentials.
Up to 55% off a loose T-shirt dress at Amazon you wear with or without tights. Win-win.
51% off Kiehl’s Ultra Facial Cleanser at Sephora can finally be the convincing you need to try this cult classic. (Yup, it’s *that* good.)
41% off a Champion fleece pullover because one could always use another toasty option.
40% off a pair of Coach ankle boots at Nordstrom can elevate your go-to skinny jeans and sweater combo.
$30 off an automatic feeder that also allows you to watch videos of your pet while you’re away, feed them additional meals, and even talk to them, all through the feeder’s app. Backup battery power means that even in a blackout, snack time will continue uninterrupted.
63% off a Sam Edelman faux-fur coat at Nordstrom Rack to have you feeling like a million bucks for…well, a whole lot less than that.
43% off a cooling mattress topper at Amazon as a nightly gift to Future You.
Up to 23% off a sleeper sectional sofa from Overstock classic enough to fit in with pretty much any decor.
69% off a Veronica Beard double-breasted blazer from Nordstrom Rack that’s compatible with the brand’s signature dickeys (and, um, with everything already in your closet).
60% off Ray-Ban sunnies at Macy’s worth adding to your eyewear rotation.
50% off an Urban Decay Naked Cherry Eyeshadow Palette at Sephora that’ll
62% off a Cole Haan hooded down and feather jacket at Nordstrom here to keep you feeling toasty during this winter’s outdoor adventures.
15% off a bold printed pet bandana from Gabe Jade so your furry BFF will feel like they’re strutting down a runway on every walk.
55% off some festive earrings at ModCloth that’ll pop in all the Zoom holiday parties that are already booking up your calendar.
68% off a pre-lit 6-foot faux tree at Macy’s in case you’ve had it up to there (meaning the top of this tree) with the sniffles that real trees give ya.
20% off a two-drawer desk from Overstock to upgrade your work-from-home situation.
Or 21% off an L-shaped desk at Wayfair if you need even more room to spread out (I feel you).
26% off a USB-rechargeable sonic electric toothbrush at Amazon that you, your teeth, and your dentist will all be so glad you purchased.
20% off an adorable labradoodle chair from Pottery Barn Kids that’ll be the perfect gift for the kiddo who’s always asking for a pup but can’t have one.
40% off a 10-inch smart photo frame from Kohl’s you could preload with photos as a super sweet gift. You’re welcome for the idea.
54% off a super cozy leopard print mock-neck sweatshirt from Express that’s probably exactly the winter stay-at-home wardrobe addition you’ve been ~on the prowl~ for.
Baublebar’s iconic Pisa bracelets marked down to $10 so you can throw a wild arm party.
31% off a faux leather recliner from Overstock you may as well park your butt in from now through 2021.
$15-25 for any pair of leggings at Express — which is especially great news for anyone who’s sworn off hard pants this year. (So, everyone?)
33% off a Waterpik toothbrush at Kohl’s to help you get that just-left-the-dentist feel without hearing it about how you need to floss more often.
40% off a Safavieh beaded chandelier that’ll look so chic over your dining room table. I can picture it now! (OK I can’t picture it because I don’t know what your house looks like.)
Keep checking back here (heck, hit that bookmark button!) for all the best blink-and-you’ll-miss-’em deals!
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