Whoever saw these trees and blushed.
Whoever squeezed out this ketchup and then went, “Daaaaaaamn!”
And whoever saw this ketchup and fanned themselves.
And whoever saw this piece of popcorn and thought, Someone’s getting a piece.
Whoever saw this surfing T-shirt and covered their open mouth.
Whoever saw this fire and thought, That’s hot.
Whoever pulled out this cookie and thought of nookie.
Whoever looked at this poor, slumbering kitty and had their mind go places.
Whoever saw these buildings and thought, Right out here in the open?!
Whoever saw the the cover of this criminology textbook and thought, Criminologists are freaky!
Whoever blew this smoke and then thought it looked smoking hot.
Whoever looked at these shadows and thought, Get a room!
Whoever saw these cleaning tools and thought dirty thoughts.
Whoever laid eyes on this statue and immediately thought of stick-figure porn.